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Stealing Demotivational Poster

SECURITY PLANS - When people get one too many ideas from watching too much Dexter...

TAGS: dexter stealing tv security note
Rating: 4.03/5

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NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 4:46 pm
There's a reason I never watched that show... Care to guess it!?

IF THE SALMON WON'T COME TO US - Then we will go to the salmon!

STEALING - Don't do it... The Government hates competition

TAGS: stealing is bad
Rating: 4.24/5

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M0rd3kaI - October 29, 2013, 7:02 pm
Old poster, very much forgotten, no matter how bad...
fascistfrenchman - October 27, 2013, 7:41 pm
Old joke, very much overdone... no matter how true.
Reality Lord - February 2, 2012, 7:24 am

i'm a ron paul fan as well.

GERMANS - You know you have Germans at your holiday resort if there have been beach towels on the sun loungers since 6am.


TAGS: history of drunks wake up paul stealing a lexus
Rating: 3.54/5

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Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 11:46 pm
By the way...not swallowing is just about the answer to everything...no matter what your peers tell you. There's also the "don't inhale rule" but no one takes that seriously. It's just something you say after you've taken office.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 11:44 pm
Cool! I think I read somewhere that 2.9 is the new 5.
Haarakkon - November 1, 2009, 11:42 pm
Great pic, great lead, great punchline. This has all the earmarks of a 2.9!
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 11:40 pm
Or go ahead and give those cups to that one kid who's always trying to sell you lemonade. Say its a gift and watch the fun.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:40 pm
LMAO, Bart.... that's your answer to EVERYTHING!
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 11:39 pm
Same rule as the poison toothpaste...just don't swallow. lol
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 10:46 pm
While Bart has been there at tleast twice (and done that), I am pretty sure China is sending us those cups now. I just picked up my set of lead-based silverware yesterday. They feature spongebob.
Bart - November 1, 2009, 7:25 pm
You've stolen a car? Hell...judging by your comment(s) you stole two! Remind me never to pass out around Iceman. jk Thanks for commenting. I'm glad you liked the poster.
ICEMAN - November 1, 2009, 4:00 pm
Been there, done that. ;)
ICEMAN - November 1, 2009, 3:59 pm
Been there, done that. ;)

I SAW DAD WITH MOM LAST NIGHT - I think that jerk was stealing my milk ...

TAGS: dad mom stealing my milk
Rating: 4.46/5

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ughomer - March 28, 2012, 3:46 pm

CAT BUGLARS - Get me the extra-extra-extra small zip-tie cuffs, quick!

TAGS: cats buglars guns stealing funny
Rating: 3.25/5

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CloudchaserS - December 31, 2012, 12:08 pm
The first time I saw that, I laughed so hard, I fell off my dinosaur and it's still funny! 5L!

NAH... - He's Just Taking It Back. (Oh Come On! Approve THIS Tunnel! Lol.)

TAGS: stealing white people
Rating: 3.12/5

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agdaniele - January 14, 2010, 11:21 pm
Bob D. Sailor - January 14, 2010, 10:59 pm
This Motifake and the tunnel bait should be deleted, all motifake users minds scrubbed of all knowledge of it, and.... I'll think of something crafty later.
Derek - January 14, 2010, 10:52 pm
This motifake - someone brought it back!


TAGS: ron hextall dilabio white people stealing
Rating: 2.82/5

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McDirty - September 1, 2009, 7:44 pm
That's the same dude that's too legit.
Sean - January 26, 2009, 5:54 pm
that cracker's outta control!
LogicDude - January 26, 2009, 5:49 pm
That's right Sean...he's gonna score!
Sean - January 26, 2009, 5:45 pm
... and then later, if he can get himself drunk enough ....
LogicDude - January 26, 2009, 4:40 pm
They're afraid to actually go out and steal from others...so they steal from themselves. This guy just got a sweet DVD player from his living room! He never should have turned his back on himself!
Ernie - January 26, 2009, 4:38 pm
In their socks? Boo.

Exploitation -

SUPPLIER KICK BACKS - Do you think someone will notice?

TAGS: kickbacks money stealing fraud
Rating: 2.56/5

ASKING - It's for wussies. Taking is for the Awesome.

BECAUSE - it tasted like crap.


Looting -

TAGS: riots looting stealing theft crime
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - September 28, 2016, 11:38 pm
Very funny, MissPriss.
MissPriss - September 28, 2016, 12:16 pm
I need a new truck...c'mon God a little help here cuz this thing is too heavy for 1 person to push teehee.